what Ingrid learned at school this week...

"Boys go to Jupiter

To get more stupider."

And the second verse which we came up with at home:

"Girls go to Mars

To eat candy bars."

I tried to explain the grammatical error of her first poem, but she didn't think that my grammatically correct version had the same ring:

"Boys go to Jupiter

To get stupider."

And then Chad had to chime and tell her that if girls went to Mars too often to eat candy bars, that they, in fact, were the stupider ones because they would have to go on a diet.